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Red Nose Day Joke Show

Here are some of the jokes that had us laughing alot at the Joke Show.


George: 'What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper.'


Annie: 'Knock, knock.

              Who's there?


              Nana who?

              Knock, knock.

              Who's there?


              Aunt who?

              Aunt you glad Nana has gone.'


Iolo: 'Why doesn't the car playball?  Because it only has 1 boot.'


Joe C: 'Why was 8 and 9 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.'


Zander: 'Where do cows go on a Saturday Night? To the moooovies.'


Harry: ' There were 2 cows in a field.

              One said "Mooo"

               The other said, "I was going to say that.'


Paige: 'What do you call a deer with one eye? No eye deer.'


Ethan: 'What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a washing    



Seb: 'That's a footballers favourite tea?  A penaltea.'

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