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Red Nose Day Joke Show

Here are some of the jokes that had us laughing alot at the Joke Show.

 

George: 'What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper.'

 

Annie: 'Knock, knock.

              Who's there?

              Nana.

              Nana who?

              Knock, knock.

              Who's there?

              Aunt

              Aunt who?

              Aunt you glad Nana has gone.'

 

Iolo: 'Why doesn't the car playball?  Because it only has 1 boot.'

 

Joe C: 'Why was 8 and 9 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.'

 

Zander: 'Where do cows go on a Saturday Night? To the moooovies.'

 

Harry: ' There were 2 cows in a field.

              One said "Mooo"

               The other said, "I was going to say that.'

 

Paige: 'What do you call a deer with one eye? No eye deer.'

 

Ethan: 'What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a washing    

              machine.'

 

Seb: 'That's a footballers favourite tea?  A penaltea.'

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